goldjedi's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Headphones On Your Heart]

I never imagined I would like this, BUT I DID!

Leeni's music is catchy as hell, and your animation perfectly captures the essence. Easy to see why it got Front Page and Daily 1st honors!

To dididu915: Those flying things were the enemies from the game the girl was playing. Game enemies tend to want you dead for reasons that aren't readily apparent to them. Why else do Koopa Troopas with Green Shells mindlessly walk off cliffs?

[Metal Gear Awesome 2]

Fun, AND Educational!

Egoraptor's parodies continue to be a source of humor and information regarding Metal Gear Solid.

I learned the following here FIRST!
Get past the lasers by using Snake's Smokes.
Watch out for the mines in the field!
Defeat Vulcan Raven's tank by lobbing grenades at the gunner (had to learn the hard way disabling the tank's radar first...)
Otacon is really annoying and needs to start wearing a diaper before working on Top Secret nuclear weapon technology. I mean SERIOUSLY! PISS EVERYWHERE!

[Metal Gear Awesome]

Hands down, tied with MGA2 for best MGS parodies!

The dramatic shifts in animation style keep the viewers on their toes as Egoraptor preys on our funnybones. To sum up Egoraptor's flash animations in one word, it would be "Awesome!"

[MGS3: Boss Failures]

Great concept!

Everybody knows that the bosses from the MGS games are Hideo Kojima's punchlines to jokes about over-the-top, unrealistic boss characters in video games. This flash perpetuates the stereotype. With MGS4 come and gone, I hope you do another one of these.

My favorites are "The Oblivious" (Huh?!), "The Slight Discomfort" (awkward silence), and "The 'THE'" (WTF?! LOL!).

[MGS 3: Crab Battle]

Easily the silliest MGS parody on Newgrounds.

This animation is so famous, a quote from this and one other popular flash were both uttered by none other than David Hayter, voice of Snake, on a radio talk show. The animation is good, and the "Holy S***" moment when the crab breaks Snake's knife makes this flash worthy of muchos kudos.

[Press Start: Endgame 2]

LOL! Press Start has done it again!

Dude, the whole fight scene was ROTFLMAO funny! It was pure chaos and pandemonium! This Scarcaroth guy is probably one of the best Sephiroth parodies I've ever seen! Plus, you included a teaser for the Press Start movie! I can't wait til' September!

[Invader Zim: TMHSE]

Yeah. I can see it now...

While I think the voice-acting (on Dib and Zim in particular) could use some work, the animation was absolutely superb! Jhonen Vasquez would be proud to know that the likes of Zim has a deeply rooted underground of fans that enjoy all the doomy doom doomy goodness so much that they would honor it with such a high-quality parody IT'S DELICIOUS!

cyberen responds:

yes...delicious DOOM!

[Super Mario bros Z ep 1 (old series)]

That was actually GOOD for a sprite movie!

Your clever use of the Mario game sound bites worked perfectly! I have to give you kudos on the humor; It looks like it would fit nicely in one of the recent handheld RPGs starring Mario and Luigi! Well done, but not extra crispy! LOL!

[Sonic riders in 3 minutes]

Actually Side-Splitting Funny!

Now THAT'S what I'm talking about! You took the things that made no sense from Sonic Riders (like what the hell Shadow has to do with the storyline) and blew them into a rapidly unveiling storyline! (btw, the Chaos Emeralds always blow each other away when all seven have gathered, it's not like Sonic hides them intentionally! But, lol otherwise!)